census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
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My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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