So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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