so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
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I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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