Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
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