I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
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Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
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"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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