Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Randomize
