I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
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Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
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Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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