Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
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The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
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The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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