It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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