i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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