let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
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The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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