can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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