She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
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Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
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I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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