If that was your dad, he is hot
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
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i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
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Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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