break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
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You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
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Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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