I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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