the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
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He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
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My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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