I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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