we should wear snuggies to the strip club
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
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New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
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We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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