quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
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I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
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Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize