Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
The power of my boobs compel you
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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