my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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