Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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