***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
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Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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