You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
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He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
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But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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