i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
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No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
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I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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