you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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