they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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