the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
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New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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