Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
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also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
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See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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