we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
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she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
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Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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