playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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