Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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