her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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