You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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