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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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