So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
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His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
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Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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