Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
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I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
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I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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