I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
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its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
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it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
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