Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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