Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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