R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
"it" just moved
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I got her a Nickelback box set.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
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