Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
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