I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
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Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
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I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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