I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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