no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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