fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
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what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
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I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
3 2 1 whiskey
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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