I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
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i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
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Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
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