3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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