Swine flu. Run for my life!
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
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You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
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Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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