He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i used baking grease as lip gloss
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
When did angry sex become our thing?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
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