on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
be right there i have to get my cape
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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