Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
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Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
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Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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