I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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