i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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