i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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